Give them the Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure . Says 14 different phrases, including such gems as. "Why not go to war for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities think fuels their jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered?" and "Liberals can't just come out and say they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race."
This woman just makes my skin crawl.
(bonus horror for the kids: TOP GUN George W. Bush Action Figure )
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