Thursday, January 20, 2005

Happy Birthday to Me

Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Biiiiirthday to meeeeee
Happy Birthday to me.

Hey, I gotta do something besides get drunk to keep my spirits up on inauguration day.

Tuesday, January 04, 2005

The Asshole in Chief.

And what the hell is wrong with Bush? Gee, I'm sorry Sri Lanka isn't a swing state, but cough up some friggin' dough. And how DARE you claim that bullshit of the US leading the world on giving when you knew full well that European nations were pledging more to begin with. You should not have to be shamed into this. If you hadn't been leaching BILLIONS out of my taxes for MURDER then maybe you wouldn't be trying to raise funds by asking us to do it for you.
And here are some figures to consider.

Monday, January 03, 2005

Happy New Year

I don't make New Year's resolutions, but I have resolved to give money to the Red Cross International Response Fund. Please do as well.